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TxH
10-30-2003, 05:04 AM
This trip had been planned with a group of 5 guys for the past few months. We had an epic trip 7 years ago, and decided it was a good time to give it another try. These guys are not my usual LV partners in crime, but thought I would branch out and spend some time with friends I dont see that often. Leaving thurs, coming back sun afternoon

Well, as previously reported here, the trip, which had been planned for several months, was in jeopardy when I found out I had a job interview (for a job I’ve been working on for almost 4 months now) 2 hours AFTER my flight was supposed to leave for LV. A few calls to the airline showed that guaranteeing a seat on a later flight would have cost almost $700, so I figured I would wing it on standby later in the day. Technically, if I was more that 2 hours late for my flight, the airline COULD void my ticket and make me buy a new, full fare ($1000+) ticket. But I crossed my fingers, and went to the interview.

THURSDAY: The interview went well, got to the airport about 3 hours after my initial flight. No first class seats on the next flight, but at ticketing they confirmed me for a seat on the next flight out in an hour, and no additional charges. Yippee. Went and had a slice of pizza and a beer. Read most of Poker Nation on the flight, preparing for my first pilgrimage to the Binions poker room.

Landed at LAS, and the cab line was huge. But by the time you figured out how long the line was, you were a bit too far from the other side of the baggage claim where the gipsy limos always hang out. Note to self: next time, spend the extra $10 for a limo ride. I had heard the Mr. Olympia event was in LV this weekend, and it seems all 50 of the contestants and 100’s of their groupies are in line for cabs. Lots of muscle tees and mullets.

Got to the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino (“HRH”) around 5pm, get a NS king room in the front part of the hotel. This is the “old tower”, but rooms were just refurbished, and the elevator bank is right in the main casino, not down a long hall towards the back. Forgot to ask for a view of the pool, but the room is fairly large, clean, and overall pretty nice. Much better than 2 stays ago when the room was pretty threadbare (prior to the refurbs). Room has French doors that open, but no walk-out balcony. Nice to be able to get some air in the room, though. Good view of the airport and MGM / Mandalay.

Go down to the sportsbook, and make a bet on the Marlins to win game 6 over yanks, primarily based on the fact that the odds were 1.60 to win 1.00. Seemed pretty good to me……having lots more yank fans than fish fans always helps the line when betting against the Yankees. Got the bet in with 2 minutes to spare. I like the HRH, but their sports book is LAME LAME LAME. Grand total of about 25 seats, and not many TVs.

I remember I never called to see if the HRH vip office got the fax of my credit line info. Hope so, since I’ve only got about $400 in my pocket. Luckily, they did, so I’m good to go. I started going the credit line route, as I hate having to carry big amounts of cash with me. Taking out a marker everytime I sit down at the table seems to be a good bit easier. The downside is it feels a bit like a kid (or some adults) using a credit card…….its not REAL money, I’m just using my credit card. Hehehe

The weather is awesome, so I decide to go for a walk. I’ve got 4 or 5 hours till the rest of my group shows up, so I figure I’ll get some fresh air and grab a bite to eat. Walk about 10 minutes down Paradise Rd and come to PF Changs. Decide that’s a good option for sitting at the bar, watching a bit of the game, and having a beer. Talk to a nice local guy that has the "ultimate vegas opportunistic job" ......a personal bankruptcy attoney in vegas. Said he handles over 200 cases per month. Eat some pretty good dumplings and 2 Kirin drafts, and head back out. Starting to get nice and cool, so keep walking, and see the big sign at Terribles for the Octoberfest beergarden. Sounds interesting so hoof it over there. Bad idea. Pretty ugly scene:

DISCLAIMER: The following (and everything else below and following TR posts by me) is merely commentary by TxH regarding my view of the sights, scene, sounds, and experiences of Vegas. The comments are not meant to be mean spirited, intended as comments on anyone else’s personal selfworth, or anything else deeper. I merely am commenting on my view of things from MY perspective. Incase you care, I am in my 30’s, professional (kinda unemployed / temporarily retired now), responsible, etc. But when I go to Vegas for a guys trip, I don’t want to hang out with families, kids, gang members, or people not in the same basic demographic group as me. That doesn’t mean I’m racist, ageist, heightist, or anything-ist. Just that I am going to LV to have fun, gamble, party, and talk BS to chicks after several rounds of drinks. I’m sorry if that offends some people, but thought I would get that out up front. If you are offended by that attitude, please stop reading now.

OK, you’re still here?

The Terribles Octoberfest was a fairly grim scene. Heavy on the over 400 lb set (which says a lot, since I’m not a small guy, but this was pretty scary) of both sexes. Also, a bunch of guys with Iron Maiden teeshirts and mullets (you know, the “business up front, party out back” haircut). And their girl friends with Black Sabbath teeshirts and Mullets. I would have been afraid to light up a cigarette with all the people connected to oxygen bottles. And the beer girls were probably attractive back in the early 80’s but hadn’t changed their appearance since then. 2 minute lap around the tent, and I was back on my way. Too bad, as the beergarden concept was a good one. Just poor execution.

My walk continued down Flamingo (?). It kept getting cooler, and it was a nice change from the swampland humidity we have here in my hometown. Came across a locals sports bar, and sat down to watch the last 4 innings of the game. VP machine was in front of me. I’ve never played VP before, and after a few minutes, figured out how to play. Played $0.25 hands while watching the game, and stayed basically even for the remainder of the WS game. Had 3 or 4 jack and cokes ("J&C"). Fairly cute bartender, but looked like she had been living in Vegas, and working in a smoky bar for a little bit too long……..you know, the kinda rundown look. Too bad, nice girl. Marlins win, I win my bet!!! Last couple hands win big at VP, and take away $15, about covering my drinks. NICE. Good tip to the bartender and hop a cab back to HRH.

Time to play a little BJ: Back at HRH, friends show up so we hit the BJ table. Take out a marker, and start playing. Get up a small amount, but basically it is a steady decline until 1 hr later my marker is gone. Originally sat down at an auto shuffle game, but then moved. Both tables were "dealer hits soft 17".....bummer, this is a new development since the last trip, I think. The 6 deck hand shuffle game was no better. Throw down a few $hundred more, but that disappears too. My dumb arse buddy is playing HORRIBLE Basic Strat (hitting 14 against a 3…… ugh) and winning. After one particularly dumb move where he stil wins, the guy next to him gets up and leaves the table. I think I would have too, as I'm kinda embarassed by his play. Its amazing he plays like this, since by day he runs a mutual fund (and does so very successfully). Its not like he cant do the math or memorize the tables. To make matters worse I'm doubling 11s against 5's and pulling 3's and 4's, while the dealer makes 21 with 6 cards. OK time to go to out to a bar, this BJ thing is killing me.

Me and one other buddy hop a cab to MGM to check out the new lounge Taboo and the old standby Studio 54. Taboo looks empty and the cover charge is $20. We opt for the more crowded Studio 54. Good dance club. Older crowd than the usual LV dance club (average age maybe 30+ vs 22 at most) so we like it. Basically sit upstairs and drink J&C’s and catch up since I haven’t seen him in 3 years. Later some chick asks him to dance, and he disappears for a while. I’ve now been up for almost 24 hours, and the J&C is starting to really kick in. Friend shows back up, says we are going to go do some shots. A group of us then ends up heading out of the club to go drinking somewhere else. We go to some other casino bar, and continue the shots. Thinks are starting to get pretty fuzzy now. End up with several us going up to some girls suite for more drinks after they cut us off at the bar for being obnoxious IIRC. The suite is not at the MGM, so I am happy when I assume we are headed back to the HRH.

I awaken to bright sunlight in my eyes. I’m crashed on a couch in the suite. See one of the girls asleep (Dead?) on the bed. My friend no where to be found. OK, I’m getting the hell out of here and back to my room. Wallet? Check. Cell phone? Check. Shoes? Still on my feet. Step into the hallway, look at the room numbers, and it’s the high 900’s. Awesome, my floor, I’m in room 901.

The walk down the hallway is tough. Its 8am I’ve just slept/passed out for maybe 2 hours, after being awake for 26 hours. So I’m half asleep, half hung over, and still 100% drunk. Oh well I’m almost to my room. Wait a second. 927, 925, 923, end of hallway. Where the hell is my room? Oh, heres an access door, maybe I’m in the new tower? Nope stairway. Am I that drunk I missed 901? Check again. All the way down the hallway. Nope. No 911. Sit down in the stairwell. My head hurts too much to think too hard, but how the hell am I gonna find my room? Then it hits me. I’m not in the HRH. :(

Find an elevator, wander thru a breakfast buffet (I wish I had a video of the looks I got), finally find some back door that opens out onto some main street, where I just about get run over by a cab. He stops, picks me up, and takes me back to HRH, where I find room 901 VERY EASILY. Its 8:30 am. Boy is tomorrow (today) going to be painfull.

Still have no idea what casino I woke up in. Hope the person in the bed was sleeping, not dead. No word from the LV cops, so I figure I'm probably safe either way.


Day 2 TR to follow later........

its getting late, time to head over to the local bar (just kidding, actually still have work to do tonight)

gregrio
10-30-2003, 12:59 PM
In the tradition of THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, LAWERENCE OF ARABIA and GANDHI your sweeping epic busting with spectacle and drama...NOT!!!
...but sounds like a hell of a good time so far...right on schedual with your objectivies for a good time Las Vegas vacation...would enjoy hearing a little more conscious encounters with chicks in their suits, but so far, so good....
....party on TxH...party on Wayne...party on Garth

TxH
10-30-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by gregrio@Oct 30 2003, 08:59 AM
would enjoy hearing a little more conscious encounters with chicks in their suits
well, it could have been worse.......at least it wasn't a true "encounter" while in that condition........I'll take just passing out on a couch to the other potential (logical) conclusion to the evening. I guess luckily the internal autopilot to not to do anything TOO stupid (everything's relative) works even in that condition. Hangovers are bad. Guilt is bad. But hangover WITH guilt is REALLY bad.

By the way, that was the nadir (or pinnacle depending on your POV) of the party weekend. Its relatively tame party-wise from here on out.......


And how can you not compare the story positively to Gandhi???? ;)

TxH
10-30-2003, 10:24 PM
DAY 2 - Friday

11: 30 am the alarm rings. Ouch. Meet the guys downstairs for a breakfast at Mr. Lucky’s in the HRH, the HRH version of a coffee shop. Tell the storya bout the wrong casino, and we all fall on the floor laughing.

Getting Lucky: I eat a number of meals at Mr Lucky's 24/7 everytime I stay at the HRH, and I have to say, I think it is one of the best coffee shops (to use the term loosely) in Vegas. Pretty much everything I’ve ever ordered was very good, from cobb salads to fajitas, and fairly reasonable $$. This morning I opt for the headache-reducing steak sandwich ( to quote Fletch: I’d like a Steak Sandwich and a………Steak Sandwich) and fries (grease…..it does a body good). A good meal, and reasonably priced. 4 glasses of coke and two gallons of water, and I’m feeling half-way alive. My friends feel bad for me and pick up the tab. Turns out my friend who went to the suite with me the night before left around 4 am and also has no idea what casino it was we were in. He claims he dropped one of the other girls off and came home alone. Yea right, but....What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

Golf : 3 of us hop in a cab to go play golf at Silverstone, a relatively new course I’ve never played before. It’s a LONG way from the strip, probably at least 35 -40 minutes. In the middle of a being-developed subdivision. Area looks kinda strangely empty, but pulling up the driveway, the clubhouse looks very nice. Inside it is extremely nice, more like a private club than a public course. I whip out my $10 off coupon, apply it to each of our 3 greens fees, and pay a total of $79 including cart. Pretty good price for a good course in Vegas, IMHO. The course was in good condition (except for the locusts), but it was kinda bizarre having a nice course winding thru empty, but graded and staked future home lots.

Driving down the first fairway, and all of a sudden there is a huge cloud of “things” in the air engulfing the golf cart. At first we were perplexed, as these things kept hitting us in the face as we drove or walked. You had to keep your mouth closed or you would get a mouthful. Thinking back to my days in bible school I vaguely recalled:

EXODUS 10:14 And the locusts went up over all the land of [Vegas] and settled down in all the territory of [Vegas].. They were without number. There had been no locusts like them before, nor will there be such ever again. They covered the surface of all the ground, so that the ground became dark. And they ate all the vegetation of the ground and all the fruit of the trees that the hail had left. Nothing green remained on the trees or on anything that grew in the fields throughout all the land of [Vegas].

It was truly a bizarre occurrence. Every step you took, hundreds of locusts would take to flight to avoid being stepped on. Amazing. After a few holes they went away, but I was a little concerned that this was somehow caused by my escapades the night before. Anyway, finished the round (shooting around my average of low 90’s), grabbed a burger (very good) in the clubhouse lobby while waiting for a cab to come get us, and headed back to the HRH. I keep an eye out for signs of a plague the whole way home.

Back at the HRH, took a 3 hour power nap, and awoke ready for dinner and a night of gambling.

Heaven on Earth = Nobu: We had 9:30 reservations at Nobu, the seafood/sushi restaurant in HRH that is one of my favorite places to eat in the whole world (see my review from a few weeks ago in the dining section of casinohype). Ordered my favorite dishes, served family style between the 4 of us. Had the miso cod in lettuce wrap, new style sashimi, shrimp tempura, south American style whitefish sashimi, himachi with jalepenas. Several big bottles of Sapporo, and I’m feeling about back to normal. Tab was less than $100 pp, not bad considering all we ate. And one of my buddies picked it up, too. Playing the “I’m just a poor unemployed guy” card works pretty well. Good service, but from some adonis-looking aussie guy, not the cute asian girl I was hoping for.

Head into the HRH casino, and right to the BJ tables intent on turning my luck around. We finally find a $15 table without the autoshuffler that we can get 3 guys on. It just so happens that everyone else at the table is also from Texas, and one guy lives 3 blocks from me. Take out a marker, and start off where I finished the night before, getting all 14s and 15s and losing big time. Betting $25 - $50, and not having much luck. I’ve run almost thru the marker when one a black-chip hand pull an 11, against a dealer 5. Double down and get a Jack. Feeling pretty good. I can use the $200 win to get me back in the right direction. Dealer turns over a 10, for 15. next card draws a 6, and there goes my $200. ugh. Take out another market, go through that again, and after about 2.5 hrs at the tables I’ve had all the beating I can take. Once again my buddy, often standing on soft 17s against an 8 is up. Amazing.

Club time : Decide we are going to go try a few clubs. One of my buddies had a “tip” that the Beach nightclub was fun. I tried to warn him about how cheesy it was, but he wasn’t listening. Anyway, we were on the “VIP” list there, so no cover, but it was not the best scene. Fairly young, and very cheesy. A few good looking girls on bachelorette parties, but overall, a tough scene. They did have a airhockey table in the upstairs sports bar though, so we played a few games, had a few drinks, and got the hell out of dodge.

Next stop, Venetian. I had stayed at the V a few months after it opened back in 99 (?), and didn’t like it too much. But, it was supposed the good spot to go drink, so figured I'd give it a shot. We headed into the Vbar, the downstairs lounge near the canal shops. Pretty cool interior design, but only about 5 people in the whole place (and it was 1 am on a Friday nite…..weird). Decide to go try the Velvet lounge, also in the hotel. No line, but a $20 cover. Oh well, lets try it. We go inside and the physical bar is really cool. A front room with a Tiki theme, steel drum band playing, and a neat looking bar area. My kind of place, except…….us four almost-middle aged guys are the only white people in the bar. Everyone kind of looks at us like “who let the accountants in”, but goes back to their thing. Anyway, this bar has potential. I think if we had shown up with a few girls it would have been fun.

We decide to check out the back room. Again neat space, with lots of couches, small dance floor, groovy lights, etc. Much bigger than the front room. Very young crowd though, mostly hiphop. Lots of basketball jerseys. Again, not quite our scene. We order a round of $8 J&C’s, and decide we’ve seen enough. funniest thing was the VIP section of the club. It was a small area (15 ft by 30 ft) raised up on a platform about a foot off the ground level of the club. Velvet rope across the entrance. A few booths. And so many people you couldn't stand there. Yet, you step off the platform, and you can still talk to, touch, see everyone a whopping foot above you in the VIP section, yet you don't have to pay the VIP fee of probably $200 per table. We laughed our arses off about that one. Anyway, we eat the $20/pp cover (for one round of drinks……= $28 /drink, ouch) and head to the cab stand.

Treasure Hunt: Two of the guys decide that the strategy now is to go to a strip club. Living where I do, IMHO we have the best strip clubs in the whole country here at home. So when I go to LV, I don’t really want to go to them. But my friends insisted, so I suggested we go to Treasures, a newly opened club, under the same ownership of a club we frequent in my home town. Plus, 4 nights earlier Dennis Rodman had made the press by crashing a motorcycle in the Treasures parking lot, and I figured if it’s good enough for Dennis, its good enough for me. Pull into the lot, and the building is awesome. It looks like a high-end casino or fancy furniture store showroom, not the usual gray warehouse building most of them are in.

Going inside Treasures, it doesn’t look half as big as from the outside, but is VERY nice. High (50 foot) ceilings, gone-with –the-wind staircases, etc. Very plush. Place is not too crowded, which is weird for a Friday at 2:30 am. Not many girls, and most not too great looking. Waitress is a bitch. Table location we get is lame. After 10 minutes I’m ready to go. The only girl dancing near us is this Yoko Ono-looking woman (about the same age as Yoko too) who would have been good looking 15 years ago, but is way past her prime. One friend gets a table dance from another OK looking girl, but I decide I’ve seen enough.

Head back to the HRH and try to get a good night sleep. Back at the room (yes, my room, right hotel tonight) around 3:30am, down several grand, and completely sober. Nice change from last night.

More to follow later….. :drinkup:

gregrio
11-04-2003, 02:08 AM
Great reading on this end...you've had a few days to gather more thoughts, so lets get with it....I've wondered about Treasures, thanks for the review. I'm sure it could be a lot better on other nights, and even though my wife was Japanese and I love 'em to death, I don't want to run into Yoko working in a strip joint.............OK, on with your adventures........

Grant
11-04-2003, 02:57 AM
Great report!!

Can't wait for more!

Love all the detail.